The Pride of the NFL: The NFC EAST.

Somewhere in Kansas City, Andy Reid is guffawing over his walrus mustache thinking “and they thought getting rid of me would solve their problems…. suckersssss.” Week 2 of the NFL season is in the books and sure Reid’s Kansas City Chiefs quite literally coughed up their victory on Thursday to the aging Field Marshal Peyton Manning, but at least their 40 million dollar running back isn’t averaging a solid .88, yes .88 as in less than 1 yard before contact and currently experiencing the worst rushing start of all running backs in the last 55 years.

Somewhere in Buffalo LeSean McCoy is flashing his 40 million dollar smile as he checks his stat sheet, 32 rushes, 132 yards, 4.1 yards per carry average. “HAH” he chortles as he heads out of the building in Florham Park, “and they thought getting rid of me would solve their problems…. suckersssss.” Week 2 of the NFL season is in the books and sure McCoy’s Buffalo Bills were served a fat 40 Burger by the GOAT (greatest of all time) Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, Jr, but at least they can say it was Brady who beat them, not a Dallas Cowboy’s team that lost their star gun slinger Antonio Ramiro Romo in the 3^rd quarter to a broken collarbone and were led to victory by a 31 year old 4^th year backup QB who’s highlight reel includes the following.

Some say, it’s the worst interception of all time, extra points for the acrobatic fall at the end.

You are only as good as your worst Weeden. I mean player.

The guy cant navigate around a flag before kickoff, let alone an NFL offense. America doesn’t need God’s blessings, Brandon Weeden does.

Moving on from Dallas and Philadelphia, the Redskins are somehow second place in the NFC East, with Robert Lee Griffin the III inactive as of last week. At this rate Kirk Cousins will go down as the best Redskins starting QB since Joe Theismann. Is it too early to cue the RG3 Tim Tebow comparisons for greatest flash-in-the pan player ever ? Or how about, number 1 player Skip Bayless staked his reputation on ?

Finally we get to the New York Football Giants and their 2 time Super Bowl MVP quarterback Elisha Nelson “Eli” Manning. I’m not joking, his first name really is Elisha. The Giants proved once again that they can’t hold onto a lead when it matters the most and their season is going to boil down to a highlight reel of the following……

IV HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT ELISHA! Here take this 84 MILLION DOLLAR contract extension.

What is this nonsense Elisha. Don’t make me wish we hadn’t traded away Phillip Rivers away all those years ago.

Somehow this guy has more rings than Peyton, gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Any given Sunday.”

I end this post with this parting wisdom…: CUSTOM MADE SMOOTHIES DON’T WIN GAMES CHIP KELLY! DESEAN JACKSON, LESEAN MCCOY, JEREMY MACLIN AND NICK FOLES DO. THANKS FOR RUINING MY SUNDAY. I’LL HATE YOU TILL KICKOFF NEXT WEEK WHERE ILL LET MY DEFENSES DOWN JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO ENRAGE ME AGAIN.

See yah next week!